Tuesday, May 19, 2009


I didn't make this k?
This guy did...: http://banzchan.deviantart.com/art/Naruto-vs-Ramen-95658344
It was pretty hilarious though... XD
whatever you heard from the background was my mum's phone....sigh....stupid phone...-_-

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

I write this with a heavy heart...

It is sad to see someone hurt themselves for comfort...
It is sad to see someone that loves something that doesn't even care about that person...
It is sad to see someone that wants to go to Hell...
...
But why?
Why are there such people?
What has God done to them 'til they want to do such things?
Yes Jesus has given man to choose their own paths...
But why do some people have to choose this path?
The path that leads them to suffering, pain and anguish...
To hate God?
Is it THAT good? Is it THAT awesome to do so?

I don't understand...
my mind is so troubled...






Recently I talked to a friend from the U.S....she is a satanist...
yes...a satanist...
She hates God...and all the things that revolve around Him...
It pains me to see such a person...Her boyfriend loves her but doesn't care about her...she cuts herself so that she won't feel the emotional pain...she even tells her Bf that she wants to cut herself and he allows it...
She is going through a lot of tough times....and I mean A LOT!
She is a suicidal person...she attempted suicide many times and failed to do so...I tried to reason with her but she just wouldn't listen..then...i told her about God loving her and all...she got worse...



tell me something...


do you think I did the right thing?
I know she hates those things but i just wanted to remind her...
I'm feeling so much guilt right now...
It saddens me to see such a person...
What do i do?

MTV My Life


This was my carreers project. Sorry if any of you who are my dear dear friends are not in the video I couldn't because I was to rushed to film with you.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Teo Chaplin 2...

I know you've been waiting, you were dying to see it...

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Teo Chaplin




Lol this is a video I made about the importance tucking in your t-shirt=D Please comment

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Look ova there~ >3>;

Heh~
Recently came back from a camp...and its not those camps that you go to a hotel or an apartment...no...IT WAS AN ACTUAL CAMP! Pitching tents and making fires kinda camp. It was held in Sungai Congkak. I forgot where the place was 'cause i fell asleep on the way there so yea~

The place was cool though...The forest was lush and green, the sounds of the river crashing through the waterfalls and...well...ugh...see for yourself...After the unpacking, tent-pitching, briefing, and swearing (lol) I found a huge, slimey, fat earthworm as long as my hand! i was like "WHOOOOA!!!" WHEN I SET MY EYES ON THE THING!We went into the river ta swim~ OH YA! Only 10 guys went for the trip. The other two were Teacher Ben and Pastor Victor. Anyways, all of us got into the water and it was DAMN FREAKIN F*****G COLD!!! I can tell you now i thought ma balls went missing! Lol SERIOUSLY IT WAS THAT COLD!

Some guys left to rest but a few stayed in da river, including me~ i saw a friend makin some sorta wall with all the rocks and stones from the river bank...anohter guy and myself helped out~ outta nowhere Pastor Victor piched in and so did Teacher Ben. We needed a strong foundation and i carried all the heavy rocks and boulders i could find...till now my muscles are hurtin...ugh...From 2pm to 4pm, this was the result:MUSCLES STILL HURTING!!!
sigh...
After we finished we got ready for dinner...at 4:30...early right? Lol~ anyways our dinner ingredients were potatoes, carrots, Ramli beef burger patties, and onions...we sliced everything up, except the patties, and put it in aluminium foil. We first covered the foil with butter so that the food won't stick when its cooking. Unfortunately the foil wasn't high quality and it ripped a hole. when i ate it, it went something like this...
*ahem*
The potatoes were tasteless
The carrots the same
I really didn't want it
But it had my name

The onions were sweet
The patty half black
I shoved it in my mouth
And spat the rest back

There was nothing to eat now
And I was out of luck
I can tell you right now
That day dinner sucked!

At 8pm we had devotion.
Pastor was talking about all the things that God created "was good". But when He created man, He said it was "very good". At that time, Man was perfect. But because of sin, we were no longer perfect. Pastor continued that ALL the things God created, even the trees and rocks, are longing for the day we become perfect again.

After that we played "Mafia". It was awesome and everyone was having fun. Around 11:15pm all of us went for a walk....we wanted to see how far the park was and so we walked till the end. we passed by this camp full of teens. Turns out that its some sort of National Service thing but heck, who cares~ Lol and we continued....well...we stopped for a while because the rest was all road...but there was only one lamp post left and all of us started to have this eerie feeling...we turned back...Haha just for the fun of it, we were runnimg and screaming as we were passing thought the N.S. camp whne we stopped to rest we realized that one of the guys lost his sandals as he was running. One fella ran back to get his sandal and we headed back to camp...

All of us went to sleep hungry...and unfortunately i had to share one bloody tent with three other dudes...The worst part is is that the guy that slept on my left had FRIGGIN BAD BODY ODOR~_~ And the guy on my right kept elbowing me in the ribs...D:<>ke up thinkin it was 6am. When i looked at my watch it was 2 FRIGGIN A.M IN DA FRIGGIN MORNING!!!
I got out of the tent and it was pitch black. I even got nervous looking deep into the forest. Back to the tent...^^"
That was 3am...

~THE NEXT MORNING~
At 7:45am; a beautiful morning it was~ ^_^

Pastor was washing up the stuff from yesterdays dinner...
And i dunno what the yeti was doin there...Lol no la that guy is from our rival school...
XD
We were supposed to have devotion but Pastor cancelled it so we could have more free time~

THANKS PASTOR VICTOR!!!!

Some of us went into the river to freshen up and DAMN WAS THE WATER COLD!!!
I was like HOLY SHAIT!!! -o-!
I went furthur down river but not too far from the campsite and God spoke to me....
SERIOUSLY!!
He told me
"Timothy...
...I see you~"
*takes photo*
God can come to you in so many ways and
THAT IS DA TRUTH BAYBEE~
I came out for a while and washed my eating untesiles. As i was washing my cup i gotz an idea~
I MADE FREAKIN SANDCASTLES OUTTA FREAKIN CUP! LOL WTF WEI!
XD
(yes i was THAT bored...)

At around 11am we had a VERY early lunch~and we had to finish all of wat was left....sausages that tasted like tofu and Ramli chicken burger patty
Lol one of the patties looked like Australia~

~Anyway~

After we had our fill we packed up our stuff and took down our tents. All of our stuff were in the van and we played MORE MAFIA! LOLZ~
at 3pm we went home~

and i realized...

after all this time...




I REALIZED HOW MUCH I MISSED MY MY BED!!!!
XD
I got home and i slept without a care in the world!
hahah!
And thus ends my story~

Coming Soon

Staring: Teo man as Charlie Chaplin

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Ma Crappy Day....

When i woke up, i felt REALLY good. Do you get those days? ^_^ Went to school, as usual. Studied and slept in school, as usual. got inta trouble, as usual....we had chapel we had fun~ My group, The Smelliots, led by our group leader, Elliot, won 5000 points because of MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! YUP TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY! WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
went home, rest, went to ma aunt's to switch a bike, cycled to 7-11 to getz a SLURPEE~...THEN cycled to ma fwens house to pick up my DeeVeeDee's that has been with her for...well...i dunno....


AGES!!!!!!

LOL~ stayed there for a while and watched, as Ryan Seacrest says..."AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMERICAN IDOL!"
went home~ checked my mail




all 28 of em...
and now i just finished dinner and typing out crap~
^_^ hope you enjoyed my crap~ XD

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Short Story (School Assignment)

Howl

There once was a man who thought himself the fearless. In ignorance he mocked his neighbors and all his friends who lived in fear. But then he heard a howl, a cry from a dreaded soul, fear consumed him he lost breath, and died. “Wooooooo!!” there it was the howl.

Monday, April 13, 2009

JOSEPH!!!! WHERE THE FACK ARE YOU LA???!!!!
He is expecting in 4 months time...
Do you people realize that its only me and Andrew who is doin this?
0.o?

Saturday, March 28, 2009

The Mah


I was strolling down the street one day and I had a quick shot of the rare beast known as "the mah".

Thursday, March 19, 2009

OMAGAWDITSMYFIRSTBLOG!!!!

HAHA MY FIRST BLOG!!!
THIS IS MY FIRST BLOG EVER SO HERE GOES NOTHIN...

On Wednesday, 18/3/09 I w
ent back to my hometown for a visit...it was like...a 2 hour drive from my place...
^_^
until my mum started to brag about my studies...
-.-"
its a parent th
ing so...yea...
We arrived and as we looked out our windows we saw that the
THE DURIAN SEASON WAS NEAR!!!!
Anyway as we were driving down the
road we kept passing a sign that said Gunung Dato...("Gunung"=mountain).
And we found out that there w
ere at least 4 roads to the mountain itself
ma mum said there might
be a waterfall there so we went to check it out right after lunch.
The road to the mountain that we chose was quite eerie and kinda creepy until we reached the parking lot. Lol...
We took a look around and found the steps that led to the waterfall. The sound of all kinds of bugs & birds surrounded the ENTIRE area~ it 'twas music to my ears ^^. At first it wasn't a really good sight because of all the plastic bottles and disposed plastic bags...its like...they were almost EVERYWHERE! So my mum and I went deeper into the forest and it was much better =D

and guess what...
WE TOOK P
HOTOS!!!
I found this spiderweb and i was like...WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAA!

The forest was soooooooo greeeeeeen and fresh!

OMAGAWD! BIG FOOT!! Waitta minute...its my mum~
...
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!The waterfalls there were awesome...Heheh...lets move on shall we...
As I went deeper into the forest by jumpin from rock to rock (thats right i jumped) I found a small, beach-like area and i pit-stopped there. I built a few sand castles on every rock that was near the "beach"...it took me almost an hour...my mum was worried by then and she started searchin for me~ She called my name but because of the waterfalls I couldn't hear her. When she found me we left for home ^_^

We both went back to the house and I took a nap after all that jazz.
I had dinner and well...I slept some more..
~zzZZzz~

That night I had a very weird dream...I was back at the waterfalls and I saw a girl...not just any ordinary girl...but she was nymph-like... She was in the water playing all by herself...she saw and stared at me for a while...
and she smiled...
She was very beautiful I gotta admit and then everything faded...
I woke up
And I felt good that morning XD
"I gotta draw her." i said to myself and i will~ *determination*

I got outta bed and went for breakfast with my mum and grandma~ After that we went to see this temple...the ol' lady that owned the temple had a "special gift"...I asked what that gift was and my mum told me she could TALK TO THE DEAD. I started praying silently asking God to protect me from any evil spirits~ -_-"
so me, my ma, and me gran-gran sat down next to this "lady"...
THEN A ROUGH VOICE CAME OUT OF HER!!! THAT WAS LIKE SO FRIGGIN CREEPY!!!!
The lady contacted my grandfather that was dead for 5 long years!
He said hi to my mum, my gran-gran and said...
"How come my grandson never say hi to me one..."
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FREAKED OUT IN MY ENTIRE LIFE AND YOU EXPECT ME TO
SAY ANYTHING ISIT?!?! AND ALL I SAID WAS

"aw...hi gong-gong...heheh" (gong-gong means grandpa in chinese)

"O_O!! OMAGAWDWATDAFUCK LA WEI!!!
Then ma granny started asking for advice on whether to sell the hometown house and started to blabber something else in chinese and i was lyke sitting there....staring at the "lady"
...-.-"
When my grandfather's time was up the lady just dropped her head like as if she fell asleep...then she got up real quick and st
arted thanking the gods...or...somethin like that...ugh...scary sial~

After that we went to see my grandma's old friend. We stopped at her front gate and my mum told me to open the gate...as i got out of the car, 2 medium sized dogs came outta nowhere and started barkin!
MY OWN MUM SENT ME TO M
Y OWN DEATH!!
Then my grandma told me the dogs were actually pussies...HAHAHAHA! So i opened the gate with no hesitation ^
_^"

~Haha The Dog/Pussies of DOOOOOOOM~

And all we did was said hi and we left...
-.-...
We went back home and i slept for a while~ i was then disturbed my running footsteps made by little children...which turned out to be my lil cousins~ When they arrived, me and my mum headed home...
We said our goodbyes and left...
Not much happened from there...i slept in the car...Stopped by McD's and went home....me and my mum unpacked and i'm here finishing up this blog~

Well thats it for me! See ya! XP

-Timothy James Mah-

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Gone Down the Toilet

The State of our Malaysian economy is impressive by any standards to say the least. However, the same cannot be said about the state of our public toilets 
For years men have succumbed to the “porcelain throne” but they have advanced and grown to use it with respect of the person that is about to enter. However Malaysians are a completely different story as it appears they have still chosen keep their savage mentality and fire their liquid waste over the walls as well as leaving feces all over the floor. 
The toilets in Malaysia are not only an appalling sight to behold but are also a national health catastrophe. It is source of constant bewilderment to me that despite the many cubicles in the toilet there will always be at least four that will be rendered unusable. And why? Simply because someone lacked the decency to clean up after disposing their badly aimed dysentery wastage. In addition to this no one can peacefully release their excrement without being interrupted by legions of lesser beings with various shapes and sizes.  
Our public toilets have been known to scare away all the wayfarers that visit our country. Research has shown that more tourist complain about the toilet than any other thing in Malaysia.  
So what has the government done about this national shame? They may have done a little but it is too little and too slow. It’s high time the government stepped up to the plate and deliver clean toilets to the public. Perhaps, some “tough love” may be in order. 

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Yo my YoYo is better than your YoYo

So check it out guys I was in sunway pyramid and then something amazing happened...my parents came!haha just fooling around my parents arrival was planned.What was amazing was we went to eat in the new Italian store in pyramid and there was a transvestite waitoress that completely ruined my appetite.Then suddenly I heard a blood screaching scream and behold there was a cat rampaging through the kitchen like in the movies how cool is that so ya thats what happened today =D

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Hey Guys and Girls

I took sometime to write a poem. Because my head was so filled with inspiration. Just kiding! my teacher gave me an asssignment to write a poem.So i decided to post it online for you guys to read.

The Price We Pay


Now, a dreadful day has come to pass
For men to pay pollution’s price at last
For every book there is an author
Like so we led ourselves to slaughter

How long must our mother nature bear
Watching her own children strip her bare
Has lust sucked us in like sinking sand?
That we have destroyed our motherland

“Behold!” says the angel of death
“The price that you have to pay,
That price, it is due today! ”

Thursday, January 8, 2009

First Day Of School

I just had to blog about the first day of school cause you guys almost let the blog die in one month.Anyways, my first day of school was really fun we actually had orientation day so we got to meet all the teachers and mostly meet new friends.
I meet so many people from different walks of life cause my classmates are from around there are even people from Iraq.I also meet a guy named Moses ''How cool is that!''.So altogether
I met a lot of really funny people ,so maybe I can introduce them to you one day =D
Well most of the teachers are really nice there is one teacher in particular I liked a lot .His name is mister Smajda haha cool name right ; he is really funny he even watches family guy .
Ya that about wraps it up I can of ran out of stuff to say .So see ya soon ,you know who I'm talking to .