The Mah

I was strolling down the street one day and I had a quick shot of the rare beast known as "the mah".

OMAGAWDITSMYFIRSTBLOG!!!!

HAHA MY FIRST BLOG!!!

THIS IS MY FIRST BLOG EVER SO HERE GOES NOTHIN...

On Wednesday, 18/3/09 I went back to my hometown for a visit...it was like...a 2 hour drive from my place...
^_^
until my mum started to brag about my studies...
-.-"
its a parent thing so...yea...
We arrived and as we looked out our windows we saw that the
THE DURIAN SEASON WAS NEAR!!!!
Anyway as we were driving down the road we kept passing a sign that said Gunung Dato...("Gunung"=mountain).
And we found out that there were at least 4 roads to the mountain itself
ma mum said there might be a waterfall there so we went to check it out right after lunch.
The road to the mountain that we chose was quite eerie and kinda creepy until we reached the parking lot. Lol...
We took a look around and found the steps that led to the waterfall. The sound of all kinds of bugs & birds surrounded the ENTIRE area~ it 'twas music to my ears ^^. At first it wasn't a really good sight because of all the plastic bottles and disposed plastic bags...its like...they were almost EVERYWHERE! So my mum and I went deeper into the forest and it was much better =D

and guess what...
WE TOOK PHOTOS!!!
I found this spiderweb and i was like...WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAA!

The forest was soooooooo greeeeeeen and fresh!

OMAGAWD! BIG FOOT!! Waitta minute...its my mum~
...
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!The waterfalls there were awesome...Heheh...lets move on shall we...
As I went deeper into the forest by jumpin from rock to rock (thats right i jumped) I found a small, beach-like area and i pit-stopped there. I built a few sand castles on every rock that was near the "beach"...it took me almost an hour...my mum was worried by then and she started searchin for me~ She called my name but because of the waterfalls I couldn't hear her. When she found me we left for home ^_^

We both went back to the house and I took a nap after all that jazz.
I had dinner and well...I slept some more..
~zzZZzz~

That night I had a very weird dream...I was back at the waterfalls and I saw a girl...not just any ordinary girl...but she was nymph-like... She was in the water playing all by herself...she saw and stared at me for a while...
and she smiled...
She was very beautiful I gotta admit and then everything faded...
I woke up
And I felt good that morning XD
"I gotta draw her." i said to myself and i will~ *determination*

I got outta bed and went for breakfast with my mum and grandma~ After that we went to see this temple...the ol' lady that owned the temple had a "special gift"...I asked what that gift was and my mum told me she could TALK TO THE DEAD. I started praying silently asking God to protect me from any evil spirits~ -_-"
so me, my ma, and me gran-gran sat down next to this "lady"...
THEN A ROUGH VOICE CAME OUT OF HER!!! THAT WAS LIKE SO FRIGGIN CREEPY!!!!
The lady contacted my grandfather that was dead for 5 long years!
He said hi to my mum, my gran-gran and said...
"How come my grandson never say hi to me one..."
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FREAKED OUT IN MY ENTIRE LIFE AND YOU EXPECT ME TO SAY ANYTHING ISIT?!?! AND ALL I SAID WAS

"aw...hi gong-gong...heheh" (gong-gong means grandpa in chinese)
"O_O!! OMAGAWDWATDAFUCK LA WEI!!!
Then ma granny started asking for advice on whether to sell the hometown house and started to blabber something else in chinese and i was lyke sitting there....staring at the "lady"...-.-"
When my grandfather's time was up the lady just dropped her head like as if she fell asleep...then she got up real quick and started thanking the gods...or...somethin like that...ugh...scary sial~

After that we went to see my grandma's old friend. We stopped at her front gate and my mum told me to open the gate...as i got out of the car, 2 medium sized dogs came outta nowhere and started barkin!
MY OWN MUM SENT ME TO MY OWN DEATH!!
Then my grandma told me the dogs were actually pussies...HAHAHAHA! So i opened the gate with no hesitation ^_^"

~Haha The Dog/Pussies of DOOOOOOOM~

And all we did was said hi and we left...
-.-...
We went back home and i slept for a while~ i was then disturbed my running footsteps made by little children...which turned out to be my lil cousins~ When they arrived, me and my mum headed home...
We said our goodbyes and left...
Not much happened from there...i slept in the car...Stopped by McD's and went home....me and my mum unpacked and i'm here finishing up this blog~

Well thats it for me! See ya! XP

-Timothy James Mah-

Gone Down the Toilet

The State of our Malaysian economy is impressive by any standards to say the least. However, the same cannot be said about the state of our public toilets 
For years men have succumbed to the “porcelain throne” but they have advanced and grown to use it with respect of the person that is about to enter. However Malaysians are a completely different story as it appears they have still chosen keep their savage mentality and fire their liquid waste over the walls as well as leaving feces all over the floor. 
The toilets in Malaysia are not only an appalling sight to behold but are also a national health catastrophe. It is source of constant bewilderment to me that despite the many cubicles in the toilet there will always be at least four that will be rendered unusable. And why? Simply because someone lacked the decency to clean up after disposing their badly aimed dysentery wastage. In addition to this no one can peacefully release their excrement without being interrupted by legions of lesser beings with various shapes and sizes.  
Our public toilets have been known to scare away all the wayfarers that visit our country. Research has shown that more tourist complain about the toilet than any other thing in Malaysia.  
So what has the government done about this national shame? They may have done a little but it is too little and too slow. It’s high time the government stepped up to the plate and deliver clean toilets to the public. Perhaps, some “tough love” may be in order.